What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 00:06
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
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Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.